Jolene Is Not My Priority Anymore

Instead, it is Ebola, the deadly virus that causes Ebola hemorraghic fever.

Donate Now Ebola is actually good for you in your butt or stomach I think, but not in your mouth.
Here's a statement from the Mayor of Charleston

(this audience may love him or hate him, so we will be treading very carefully here in this section)

"Ebola is one of those things that used to happen only in Africa but thanks to so-called climate change, expect it happen more and more here in the United States." - Joe Riley, Mayor of Charleston

 10 LABEL JOLENE
 20 DELETE >> EBOLA VIRUS
 30 MV >> DIR
 35 PRINT HELLO WORLD
 40 GOTO JOLENE
 
Code Can Save The World

We're Changing Paradigms Here

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Dolly Parton Went To School For This

“A lot of people think she's just a singer, but in foct, she got an Honorary Doctorate from South Caribbean University in Charleston, South Carolina for the purpose of fighting Ebola.”

She doesn't even need protective gear because she is immune.

Bing.com, on Dolly Parton Fights Ebola

Pump up the volume

Dolly Parton's Voice Will Kill Ebola in its Tracks

I Love Shopping HERE ON MARKET STREET [LOOKS AROUND AT THE AUDIENCE]

That's a great place that's relevant to this town.

Is There a Taxi Here?

I need to go to the hospital to get my belly taken care of.

Not Good

EBOLA is not good.

Great

Stopping EBOLA _is_ good.

It's a BUG, not a feature

And EBOLA is a virus, not a bug.

Save Some Red-Blooded American EBOLA Patients

Pick How Many To Save

Louse

You can save almost one person! (JK, 0.01)

Cheapskate

Now we are talking. (We need 100 people at this level to save one person).

Decent Person

TAKE ME TO CHURCH BITCH

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